{"id":3959,"date":"2021-10-27T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-10-27T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jrmz2.org\/?p=3959"},"modified":"2022-02-12T21:21:19","modified_gmt":"2022-02-12T13:21:19","slug":"halloween-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jrmz2.org\/?p=3959","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>By Nancy<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Halloween Jokes<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sarah: Hey Michael! Do you remember that a few of us signed up to organize a Halloween party for the kids? There is going to be a game that involves a few Halloween jokes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Michael: I do remember that. What jokes do we have?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sarah: Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Michael: Booze? Are you sure? Do keep in mind that we\u2019re dealing with 14\u2013year\u2013olds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sarah: Good point! Let\u2019s scratch that one then. What about this: what kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Michael: Ha-ha! Good one. I have a joke about pumpkins. Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sarah: Hahaha! That\u2019s a keeper. Okay, now we just have to find a few more. Maybe a joke or two about skeletons or witches?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Michael: Easy peasy! I think we\u2019re all set.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div data-wp-interactive=\"core\/file\" class=\"wp-block-file\"><object data-wp-bind--hidden=\"!state.hasPdfPreview\"  class=\"wp-block-file__embed\" data=\"https:\/\/jrmz2.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Halloween-Jokes.pdf\" type=\"application\/pdf\" style=\"width:100%;height:600px\" aria-label=\"\u5d4c\u5165 \u5d4c\u5165 Halloween-Jokes\"><\/object><a href=\"https:\/\/jrmz2.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Halloween-Jokes.pdf\">Halloween-Jokes<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/jrmz2.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Halloween-Jokes.pdf\" class=\"wp-block-file__button\" download>\u4e0b\u8f7d<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/jrmz2.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Halloween-Jokes.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eat, drink and be scary!\ud83c\udf83<br \/>\nHappy haunting!\ud83d\udc79<br \/>\nHave a bootiful Halloween!\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":41,"featured_media":3962,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pmpro_default_level":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[251],"class_list":["post-3959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nancy-weekly","tag-nancy-weekly","pmpro-has-access"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jrmz2.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3959"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jrmz2.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jrmz2.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jrmz2.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/41"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jrmz2.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3959"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/jrmz2.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4018,"href":"https:\/\/jrmz2.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3959\/revisions\/4018"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jrmz2.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jrmz2.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jrmz2.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jrmz2.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}