Halloween Jokes

By Nancy

Halloween Jokes

Sarah: Hey Michael! Do you remember that a few of us signed up to organize a Halloween party for the kids? There is going to be a game that involves a few Halloween jokes.

Michael: I do remember that. What jokes do we have?

Sarah: Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.

Michael: Booze? Are you sure? Do keep in mind that we’re dealing with 14–year–olds.

Sarah: Good point! Let’s scratch that one then. What about this: what kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music.

Michael: Ha-ha! Good one. I have a joke about pumpkins. Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

Sarah: Hahaha! That’s a keeper. Okay, now we just have to find a few more. Maybe a joke or two about skeletons or witches?

Michael: Easy peasy! I think we’re all set.